Eric Cantor would be a Jewish zombie and that raises a very important question: are Jewish zombies supposed to keep Kosher? If so, then a zombie Eric Cantor might have some trouble getting his fill of brains unless he's aware enough to kill his victims in a kosher way — that's assuming, of course, that humans and thus human brains can be considered kosher at all for Jewish zombies.

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