Is Ronald Reagan dead? Amazingly, people really do search with that question. Perhaps some will end up here and learn that Ronald Reagan isn't really dead so long as he's a zombie. Of course, he's not really alive so long as he's a zombie either, but isn't a zombie Ronald Reagan better than a dead Ronald Reagan? He might even stay awake longer and pay more attention that way!
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